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PLEAsE CaLL US, On OUR TELePHONIc FaNDaNGLE

"DO YoU uSE LIvE GOLDfISH iN YOuR COcKTAILs...?"   "DiD I LEAvE MY dOg WItH YOU LaST NIgHt?"     "DoN'T YoU KnOw WhO I AM?"  

PRIVATE BOOKINGS; ENSURING A WARM WELCOME:

...but WE DON'T ALWAYS ANSWER THE FANDANGLE... BETTER TO ELECTRONIC MAIL US:

                                               PRIVATE EVENT ENQUIRIES PRESS HERE

 

generally WE STRONGLY ADVISE SLUMBER UNTIL NOON...

ORPHANAGE COCKTAIL EMPORIUM IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC FROM AROUND 3 OR 4PM THROUGH TO THE EARLY HOURS OF THE NEXT MORNING.  OUR LITTLE SHAKE HOUSE IS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR INDIVIDUALS TO HIRE FOR PRIVATE, RAUCIOUS EVENTS OF UP TO 75 GUESTS AT A TIME....

                                             ...OPEN UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF 2AM & ON OCCASSION UNTIL 4AM before public holidays

WE CLOSE EACH SABBATH, EXCEPT FOR DECEMBER & JANUARY WHEN WE ROCK A SUNDAY EVENTIDE.

MONDAYS, MAY THROUGH TO SEPTEMBER WE ALSO KEEP OUR DOORS SHUT [APART FROM SECRET & PRIVATE GATHERINGS] BECAUSE WE DON'T DO WINTER MONDAY BLUES.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        .... DID YOU GET THAT??

DRESS UP OR DRESS DOWN...

THE ONLY DRESS POLICY WE HAVE IS KINDLY COVER UN-NERVING RUDE BITS (DARN-FINE RUDE BITS ARE POSITIVELY ENCOURAGED

 

WE WELCOME ALL PATRONS AGED 18-118.  

UNDER 18'S WILL NOT BE ADMITTED. EVER. ever. ever.

 

   

FINALLY ... PING AN UBER, BOOK A CAB;  FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK & DRIVE

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